Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A little girl was walking through the park when she saw three dogs lying by the pathway. Being an animal lover, she approached the dogs and proceeded to pet one of the dogs on the head. She said to the dog, “How are you? Are you happy? I wish you could tell me your name.” The dog suddenly spoke up, “My name is Moe and I had a great day going in and out of puddles.” The girl was amazed…
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1.)Your dog has his own webpage… 2.)You refer to your friends by their internet names instead of their real ones… 3.)Half of your friends you’ve never met in person…. 4.)You use abbreviations like LOL and SMP in normal conversation… 5.)Your real mail box hasn’t been open months while you check you e-mail once every 15 minutes… 6.)The computer chair has the imprint of your butt in it… 7.)Due to your eyes being constantly bloodshot, others you know think you have…
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Miss Thelma McDonald, a sweet little old lady, got a great deal of pleasure out of feeding the squirrels in her back yard. There seemed to be a female and a male, whom she named Bonnie and Clyde, and several smaller squirrels whom she assumed were their children. Every morning she would leave mixed nuts under her beautiful sycamore and watch her furry little friends come for breakfast. Her next door neighbor, old Mr. Curdy, did not enjoy the squirrels.…
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Alright this father and son are going fishing at a dam. So, they’re fishing and the father gets a bite. He reels it in and says, “YEA! I caught a dam fish.” The boy just looks at his father strangely. The father then says, “We will eat this for dinner.” Well, dinner rolls around and the father says, “Son pass me the dam fish.” So the son passes him the fish and then replies, “Dad, now you pass me the…
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One night an elderly woman decided to spice up her love life. She rented a cape and mask to surprise her husband. She waited until her husband was settled in watching TV for the evening in the bedroom. Suddenly she burst out of the bathroom and wearing only her rented outfit she yelled… “SUPER PUSSY!!” The elderly gentleman slowly turned his head and said… “I’ll have the soup.”
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After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly-colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walked in, saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock.
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Q: Why don`t midgets use tampons? A: They keep tripping on the string.
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The blonde had been married about a year when one day she came running up to her husband, jumping for joy. Not knowing exactly how to react, the husband started jumping up and down along with her. “Why are we so happy?” he asked. “Honey, I have some really great news for you!” she said. “Great!” he said. “Tell me what you’re so happy about.” She stopped jumping and was breathless from all the jumping up and down. “I’m pregnant!”…
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Two blondes were sitting in a booth at a local restaurant when, they overheard a man telling his buddy “stupid blonde” jokes. Then, one blonde said to the other, “I hate people that think all blondes are stupid. Because, I think I’m a really smart blonde.” Then the other blonde said, “Prove that guy wrong. Go home and learn all the capitals to all the states. And we’ll come back and prove him wrong.” So, the blonde went home and…
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
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