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Wal-mart Dianogstic Computer

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe say’s to Mike behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.” “Listen, you don’t have to spend that kind of money.” Mike replies. “There’s a diagnostic computer down at Wal-mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars…a lot cheaper than a doctor.” So Joe…

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Jogger and a Blonde

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change. This blonde girl standing next him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. “What’s that?” she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust. “Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply. “Oh,” said…

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Welcome to New York

Charles and Christine Benson are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After twenty four hours of driving, they decide to stay overnight in New York, and continue on to Boston in the morning. They check in to the Hilton and go right to bed. As they are checking out the following morning, Mr. Benson is presented a bill for $650. “This is outrageous”, he complains to the Manager. “The room was supposed to be $150.” “Well, Sir,” explains…

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