Storms Jokes - page 2

offended

A man walks into a bar and yells, “All lawyers are jerks!” Upon hearing this a man at the other end of the bar storms up to the man and belts, “You’ve offended me!!” “Why,” the first man asked, “are you a lawyer?” “No, I’m a jerk!”

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horny Garry

Five men end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island. After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Garry stands up and says, “I’m so horny, I can’t take it anymore!” So he grabs a bag and storms off to the other side of the island with his pals right behind him. They catch the gorilla, each guy grabs an arm or leg and…

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Angry Blonde at Wal-Mart

A lovely young blonde storms up to the Customer Service Desk at Wal-Mart and slams down her package to show her dissatisfaction. The young man behind the counter examines the product and asks “What’s the problem, Miss, didn’t your cat like these “Pussy Treats?” The pretty blonde opens her eyes wide in disbelief and says, “You mean these are for CATS?”

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Stuttering Dilemma

A really huge, muscular guy with a bad stutter, goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-en’s dep-p-p-partment?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” Again, the clerk doesn’t answer him. Finally, the guy storms off in anger!!! The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, “Why wouldn’t you answer that guy’s question?” The clerk replies, “D-d-d-do…

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