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What is black, grey, black, grey, green? Two racoons fighting over a pickle.
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Ss Jokes - page 13
10 things that piss me off
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy…Where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2.The Pillsbury Dough Boy is way too happy…considering that he doesn’t have a dick!! 3.People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the damn tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change it…
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Weight-loss Program
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. “Guaranteed like heck,” he thinks to himself, “But let’s see what they think they can do.” He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight loss program. The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he…
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Sour puss
A woman walks into a confession booth and says, “Forgive me Father for I have sined.” “Whatever troubles you child?” said the Priest. The woman answered, “Last night, my boyfriend came over and we made passionate love five times.” The Priest thought for a moment, then replied, “Go home and suck the juice from five sour lemons.” “Then will I be forgiven?” asked the women. “No,” replied the Priest, “but it will take that big smile off your face.”
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Little Johnny’s Lesson
Little Johnny and his father are observing a couple of dogs screwing each other. “Dad, what are those dogs doing?” asks Little Johnny “Well, the one below is relaxed and the one on top is concentrating.” “Okay, I understand.” “What do you understand?” asks the father sarcastically. “Never relax in life, Dad, or you’ll get fucked like a dog!”
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Optimist, Pessimist and a Dog
Two friends, one an optimist and the other a pessimist, could never quite agree on any topic of discussion. One day the optimist decided he had found a good way to pull his pessimistic friend out of his continual pessimistic way of thinking. The optimist owned a hunting dog that could walk on water. So he took the pessimist duck hunting in a boat. They got out into the middle of the lake, and the optimist shot down a duck…the…
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Classify
In our final class of Anthropology, the revered old Professor lectured about Race. He lectured that in his opinion there was no such thing as Race. That every living person was their own individual Race. And that the only thing we should care about is the Human Race. A perplexed student stood up and asked the Professor: How do we classify people then. The Professor then calmly replied: If you must classify someone, there is only one thing you should…
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Monica’s confession
Father Ralf was the new initiate at St. Clures. The old priest, Father Patrick, was getting worn out by confessional and wanted a game of golf. He had put up a big sign to guide Father Ralf: “Do it yourself confessional – Spitting=1 Hail Mary; lying=2 Hail Marys” and so on. He said to father Ralf, “I’m off to golf now, you look after confession – just follow the chart & everything will be fine.” Ralf had a quiet morning…
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missing dog
Help! My dog has been missing, here is a brief description: Has fleas, mange and really bad breath; Runs on 3 legs (lawnmower accident) Blind in one eye (bowhunting accident) Cropped tail Recently castrated Answers to the name of “Lucky”
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Momma and fatness
Your momma’s so fat that instead of perfume she uses room deodorizer! Your momma’s so fat that she stepped on a dog’s tail and now we call him “Beaver”!
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