Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A man is out in the wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost. It’s been nearly three weeks since he’s eaten anything besides what he could forage and he’s been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees. One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vines covering most of it and the man can’t see any other buildings in the area. However, he sees smoke coming out of the chimney implying someone is home. He knocks…
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YO MAMMA IS SO FAT ?Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN!” ?Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. ?Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now ?Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise ?Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone ?Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors ?Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off…
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I had to take my son’s hamster to the vet. Here’s what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two hamsters he holds prisoner in his room. “He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told me. “Oldest trick in the book,” I informed him. “You go in to see what’s wrong with the sick one and the other one sneaks up behind you and bonks you…
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Two rednecks named Bob & Earl were sick of being called stupid, so they decided to go to college and get an education. Bob went in first and got his schedule. “Math, Science, and Logic.” he read. Now Bob knew about Science and Math but had never heard of Logic, so he asked a professer just what it meant. “Well,” began the professer, “Do you have a weedeater?” “Yep.” answered Bob. “Ok, since you have a weedeater, I assume you…
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Q: What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? A: The porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
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After going through Lamaze, Leboyer, and LeLeche classes with his expectant wife, the proud new father remained by her beside throughout the labor and delivery. Wanting to be as sympathetic as possible, he took his wife’s hand afterward and said, emotionally, “Tell me how it was, Darling, how it actually felt to give birth.” “OK, Honey,” his wife replied. “Smile as big as you can.” Beaming down at his wife and child, the man followed her instructions. “That’s not hard.”…
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Under a leaden sun, two vacationing secretaries were riding bicycles. When they found a cool river by lush green trees, the gals stopped to swim in the only bathing suits they had brought . . . nothing at all! After a refreshing swim, to dry off, they did limbering exercises. Suddenly, the noise of a loud motor was heard, and the nude nymphs jumped behind two of the trees. Thirty seconds later, an Army jeep pulled up alongside the road.…
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Did you know that President Clinton is in some more trouble? Yeah, Monica coughed up a little more evidence.
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President Bill Clinton did not commit perjury when he testified before the grand jury about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky. He told the grand jury in those proceedings ” I believe that Monica Lewinsky has one of the prettiest smiles I’ve ever come acoss ” according to court records.
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what do you get when you get Dolly Parton, President Clinton and Al Gore in a room? Two boobs and a country singer
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