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Mechanical Wonders

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day’s meeting, he called down to the desk clerk and asked if there was a barber on the premises. “I’m afraid not, Sir,” the clerk told him, apologetically, “but down the hall is a special machine that should serve your purposes.” Skeptical, but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine, inserted 50 cents, stuck his head in the opening, at which time the machine…

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the fiveless phone

One day Fred ran in to his old friend, John, and asked him why he never called anymore… John explained that he had lost his job and didn’t have much money, so he had to buy a defective phone. He got a great deal, but the only problem was that it didn’t have a 5 button on it. Fred said, “Wow, that’s really weird! I’ve never heard of a phone like that. So how long have you had it?” John…

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