Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Bob and Larry were out chopping wood one day. As they were chopping, Bob slipped and cut off his arm. Picking it up and placing it in a bag, Bob and Larry went to the Doctor. The Doctor looked at the situation and stated, “This should not be a problem. Reatatching an arm is easy. Larry come back in an hour.” So Larry left too chop some more wood. Thirty minutes later he went back to the Doctor, who told…
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During the 1957 World Series, Yankee catcher Yogi Berra noticed that Hank Aaron grasped the bat the wrong way. “Turn it around,” Berra said, “so you can see the trademark.” But Aaron kept his eye on the pitcher’s mound: “Didn’t come up here to read. Came up here to hit.”
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A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate incident occurred. Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from sleep, went to the bathroom and neglected to notice that the seat had been left up. When she sat, she kept going! She was just the right size and shape so that she became jammed into the toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up in front of her. She cried for her husband, who rushed…
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One day a man named Olaf walks into the office of a headhunter and says, “I WON A DOB!” The headhunter looks up over the top of his glasses and says, “Excuse me?” Once again the man says, “I WON A DOB!” “Oh,” the headhunter says. “You want a job, I see…what is it you do?” The man says, “I’m a Diesel Fitter.” With this the headhunter turns on his laptop and types vigorously to search his computer files in…
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1 Jan. Ad for female stenographer $5.00 2 Jan. Violets for new stenographer $7.50 6 Jan. Week’s salary for stenographer $225.00 9 Jan. Roses for stenographer $25.00 10 Jan. Candy for wife $4.50 12 Jan. Lunch for stenographer $35.00 13 Jan. Week’s salary for stenographer $300.00 16 Jan. Theater tickets for self and stenographer $75.00 19 Jan. Ice cream sode for wife $1.50 20 Jan. Virginia’s salary $375.00 23 Jan. Champagne and dinner for “Ginny” $160.00 25 Jan. Doctor for…
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In the hospital a guy was visiting his Grandfather.All of the sudden the Grandfather died.A few days later at the Grandfathers funeral, the guy said, “He gave me this note before he died.It says ‘Get off my airhose.’”
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why did the blonde burn her ear while ironing? The phone rang!! why did the blonde climb to the roof of the pub? she heard the drinks were on the house!! two blondes on their way to disneyland and they come across a fork in the road. the sign said disneyland left…so they went home!!
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“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.” “Will this help?” she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. “Oh, yes,” he answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.” “Will there be anything else?” the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. “Now that you mention it,” he replied, “she also needs a bra and panties.”
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After the crash in Paris, Queen Elizabeth called O.J. and said “Mr. Simpson, now THAT’S how it’s done!”
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Two blondes lock their keys in their car, so one blonde trys to break in. The other blonde just stands there. Eventually the first blonde says,”I can’t break in!” and the seconed blonde replies, “Well keep trying it looks like its going to rain and the tops down.”
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