Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A joy of which I’ll not partake Is eating children’s birthday cake. To “blow out” candles, in a word, Is really patently absurd: Each puff contains sufficient moisture To propagate your av’rage oyster. So, Birthday-Boy and ditto-Daughter, Withhold from me your whiff of water. I do not need some little squirt To atomize on my dessert. Among the things I will not do Is have my cake and drink it, too.
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A buck an ear
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A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. “Wow, this is great,” he thought. It wasn’t long before he came to a hedge and after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight – lots of other bunny rabbits, all…
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Seen on a bathroom wall: “I screwed your mother!” Written underneath: “Go home, dad, you’re drunk.”
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A wife asks her husband the big question, “Honey, do these jeans make my ass look fat?” The husband replies, “No honey, your fat ass makes your ass look fat!!!”
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What’s gray and comes in quarts? An Elephant!
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At a local college, there was a dance.. this guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug.” She says, “yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.” A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a kiss.” She says, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.”…
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An Israeli doctor said, “In Israel, medicine is so advanced, we can replace a man’s kidney and have him looking for work in six weeks.” The German doctor said, “That’s nothing. In Germany, we can replace a man’s lung and have him looking for work in four weeks.” The Russian doctor exclaimed, “Pah! In Russia, we can take half a heart from one man, put it in another man, and have both of them looking for work in two weeks.”…
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A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house. A kid, about 12 years old, answers the door. He’s wearing a pink tutu, has a cigar in one hand, and a martini in the other. The salesman is a little taken aback, so he asks, “Excuse me son, are your parents home?” The kid takes a big puff on the cigar and answers, “What the f*ck do you think?”
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