Ra ra ra Jokes - page 34

Crash landing

There were a bunch of people on a plane. The pilot comes on and says: “The plane is having engine failure, we’re going to have to make a crash landing.” Everyone was silent. Suddenly, a lady jumps up, takes off all her clothes onto the floor and yells: “Is there anyone here who could make me feel like the woman I was meant to be?!?” For a while, nothing happened. Then a man jumps up, takes off all his clothes…

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Why Bras Are Better Than Men

They’re supportive. They’re uplifting. They help you to achieve new heights. You expect to find them in your underwear drawer. If they’re too uptight, it’s easy to loosen them up. You can let them under your shirt on a first date. It’s legal to lock them in the dryer. They coordinate with your underwear (not to be confused with men, who are coordinated once in your underwear). If you outgrow them, it’s easy to throw them away and get a…

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Aussie Radio Show

on day on qfm (queensland fm) there was a phone in contest if you could use a word that isn’t in the dictonary in a setence then you win 2 weeks in la so this man phones in and says my word is gaan the radio host checks and it isn’t in the dictoinary so the bloke say his sentence “gaan F**k yourself the host hangs up and says no rude words please so another bloke phones up and says…

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Traveling Woodpeckers

An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck. The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree there that no woodpecker can peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no problem. The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe! The Texas woodpeck then challenged the Alaskan woodpecker to come to Texas and try to peck this certain tree there that…

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Administrator

An old lady was about to get married, but she had a secret she didn’t want her future husband to know. So she decided to write a letter to a newspaper. “Dear Shundai,” she wrote, “Bean might not marry me if he finds I have bad teeth. How can I keep my secret from him?” In a few days, the answer appeared in the newspaper: “Keep your mouth shut”

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4 Rabbis

One sunny summer day four rabbis are having a discussion on some part of the Torrah. Three agree on one explanation but the fourth one stands on the other. Being tired of this conversation he raises his arms and says, “God, give me a sign to prove that I’m right!” Suddenly, thunder clouds appear out of nowhere and cover the sky. The three other rabbis think for a while and say, “Nah, that’s just a coincidence” So, the rabbi raises…

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The Cop and Ralph

One day an old man named Ralph went driving on his favorite highway. Twenty minutes into the trip, he looks in his rear-view mirror only to see flashing lights of the state police. Ralph pulls the car to the side of the road and the cop follows him onto the berm. “License and Registration, please,” said the cop. After looking at the license for a minute, the cop asks Ralph if he knows why he pulled him over. Ralph replies,…

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Liz Taylor’s Operation

Liz Taylor’s Operation Liz Taylor goes in to see her cosmetic surgeon. “I have met the man of my dreams, finally, the love of my life!” she announces to the surgeon. “But I need you to help me with a small problem. This man is only 24-years-old, I am truly head over heels in love with him, and don’t want to disappoint him in any way, so I want you to make my vagina look like an 24-year-old’s.” The surgeon…

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