Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Debra, a beautiful Jewish girl was raised in a Strictly Orthodox home. She became engaged to Richard, a Gentile boy who agreed to convert to Judaism and to be married in the temple of Debbie’s parents. Richard had so many questions about the forthcoming ceremony that Debbie arranged for him to meet Rabbi Schiller who would be performing the marriage. “I’d like Mom and Dad to be seated right down front with all my sisters,” said Richard. “Oh no”, said…
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were ambushed by a band of outlaws. They fought the outlaws from behind large rocks as long as they could, but their ammunition was running low. The Lone Ranger finally sends Tonto into town to get help. Hours pass by and finally Tonto returns with a completely naked woman under his arm. The Lone Ranger shakes his head, slaps his forehead and says, “POSSE, Tonto – I said POSSE!!!!!”
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Grandma walks into the laundry where she sees gramps with one hand pulling “Mr.Johnson” right out straight on the ironing board. In his other hand he has a can and is spraying that “one eyed wonder worm” for all it is worth. Grandma screams, “Just what the hell do you think you are doing with my starch?” “It’s ok, hon,” says gramps, “I heard on TV to keep it hard I should use Niagara.” Granny just sighed and shook her…
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A rabbi had a terrible car wreck and was rushed to a local Catholic hospital. After the doctors patched him up, he recuperated in the orthopedic ward for several weeks. As he recovered from his injuries, he became friends with a nun who was a nurse there. One day, she came into his room and noticed that the crucifix on the wall was missing. She asked him good-naturedly, “Rabbi, what have you done with the crucifix?” “Oh, Sister,” chuckled the…
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Q. What’s the difference between a band of Pygmies and a girls’ track team? A. A band of Pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.
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Little Lulu is travelling in an aeroplane. The aeroplane starts giving problems and it soon becomes clear that all passengers will have to use their parachutes and jump out as the plane is about to crash. Unfortunately there is not sufficient parachutes for all the passengers. Lulu being really brave, decides to hand her parachute to somebody else. The stranger who takes the parachute is quite alarmed to see that Lulu is smiling from ear to ear. “But why are…
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Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of a big residential house. Every time they passed in front of that house, the bird would pronounced three sequential colors. One day, they heard, “yellow, blue, black.” One of the nuns noticed that those colors perfectly matched the colors of their underwear. She mentioned her discovery to the other two nuns, but both were…
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Grayce Her name was “Grayce”, she was one of the best_ That night I put her up to the test_. I looked at her with gay delight_ God, I knew she was mine for tonight_. The night was dark, the lights were dim_ I was excited, my heart missed a beat_ For I knew I was in for a damn good treat_. I’d see her stripped, I’d see her bare_ I felt her over everywhere I got inside her, she…
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A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. “How are we faring?” asks the king. “Sire,” replies the knight, “I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west.” “What?!” shrieks the king. “I don’t have any enemies to the west!” “Oh!” exclaimed the embarassed knight. “Well, you do now…”
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For years I lived in places with no trees, so I was thrilled to move to a home in a forest. When a tree shoot began to grow next to our front path, I was delighted, and I pampered the sapling by fertilizing, watering, and offering tender loving care. Yet it appeared to weaken. I poured out more fertilizer, but it still struggled for life. I was baffled. One evening when my room mate and I arrived home, she yanked…
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