Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Ra ra ra Jokes - page 168
Teaching Him to be a Gentleman
US humorist, illustrator and poet Oliver Herford was traveling on a trolley one day with his young nephew on his lap. The car was so crowded that when an attractive blonde entered, she was obliged to stand. Herford have her an admiring look and said to his nephew, “My boy, why don’t you get up and give the lady your seat?”
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The Scotsman
There was this Scottish guy, all dressed up in his kilt etc. sitting in a bar and he was a bit strapped for cash. He was trying to work out how to solve his problem when this guy with a tea towel on his head, a cigar and a moustache came in. He watched the guy order a whole heap of alcohol. Whe the bartender asked him to pay he just said, “Charge it to the Arafat account.” Now after…
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Magician’s Best
“I’m a magician,” the man told the doctor. “That’s interesting. What’s is your best trick?” “I saw a woman in half” “Is it difficult?” “It’s child’s play. I learned it as a child.” “Are there any more children at home?” “I have several half-sisters.”
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A man is like a fine wine….
He starts out raw as grapes, and it’s a woman’s job to stomp on him and keep him in the dark until he matures into something she’d like to have dinner with.
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Guess!!!
What is black, grey, black, grey, green? Two racoons fighting over a pickle.
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AMERICANS RULE!!
There is a Irish guy, a Chinese guy, a Russian guy, and a American guy. The guys were sitting around one day disscusing what they like about their country. The Irish guy says that he likes the green grass of Ireland. The Chinese guy says that he likes the Great Wall of China. The Russian guy says that he likes the Russian flag. The American guy says that he likes the Bald Eagle. All the other guys looked at the…
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You’re TERMINAL, George!
George had not been feeling well in the last several days and when the pain finally became totally unbearable, he went to his Doctor. After considerable poking and prodding and testing the Doctor says grimly, “George, you’re terminal.” “Oh my God!” exclaims George. “How long do I have?” The Doctor says “Ten.” “Ten WHAT?” George screams. “Ten months, ten years…WHAT?” The Doctor says, “Nine…eight…seven… “
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3 blondes
There were three blondes walking along the beach. While they were walking, they find a geenie. The geenie says that they can each have one wish. The first blonde wishes to be a thousand times smarter, so her hair turns light brown and she becomes a brain surgeon. the secound one wishes to be a million times smarter and her hair gets a really dark brown and she finds a cure for cancer. The third blonde wishes to be a…
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What Talent!
A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happened upon an old tribesman lying face down in the middle of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribeman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak…”woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, white, four-door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h. “That’s amazing!” exclaimed the father. “You can tell all that just by listening…
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