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Why does a man have a clear conscience? Because it’s never used. Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man, than for a women? Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there. How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a bikini. What’s the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature. How many men…

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Elephant’s Tail

A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus, and by chance their seats were next to the elephant pen. When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy piped up, “Mom, what’s that long thing on the elephant? “That’s the elephant’s trunk, dear,” she replied. “No, not that.” “Oh, that’s the elephant’s tail.” “No, Mom. Down underneath.” His mother blushed and said, “Oh, that’s nothing.” Pretty soon the father returned, and the mother went off…

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