Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Three girls in college were all out at dates. One was a Brunette, another was a Red head and the last was a blonde. They returned at the same time and the Brunette said, “You know its a good date when your hair is messed up” The red head said “No, you know its a good date when your lip stick is all sumged” The blonde ripped off her panties and threw them against the wall where they stuck and…
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Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the forest and her mother said “You’d better not go out tonight, Little Red Riding Hood, because the big bad wolf’s out and you know what he’ll do; He’ll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and f**k your little red socks off.” But Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said, “Don’t worry Mum, I’ve got it covered.”…
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“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing the attractive salesgirl, “but I don’t know her size.” “Will this help?” she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. “Oh, yes,” he answered. “Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.” “Will there be anything else?” the salesgirl inquired, as she wrapped the gloves. “Now that you mention it,” he replied, “she also needs a bra and panties.”
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A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to this beautiful girl and starts looking at his watch. The girl notices this, and asks him if his date is late. “No,” he replies. “I’ve just got this new state of the art watch, and I was just about to test it.” “What does it do?” she asks. “It uses alpha waves, to telepathically talk to me,” he answers. “What’s it telling you now?” she asks. “Well, it says you’re…
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President Clinton had been walking around the White House and going to public and private meetings all day with a pair of pink ladies underwear on his left arm. Reporters and staff observed this phenomenon and of course wondered what was going on. Finally, at an afternoon press conference, Sam Donaldson got brave enough to ask the President why he had a pair of ladies panties on his arm. The President looked genuinely surprised, and replied, “Oh, that. It’s the…
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1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the fountain. 2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big. 3. Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack. 4. Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents. 5. At the bottom of an escalator, scream ‘MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!’ 6. Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD…
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Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and momma went…
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So there is this rich woman who lives in a large mansion. One day she comes upon the butler and says, “Butler, take off my blouse.” With trembling hands, he takes off her blouse. Next she says, “Butler, take off my skirt.” Shaking violently now, he takes off her skirt. Then she says, “Take off my bra.” He eases off her bra, still trembling. Then she says, “Butler, take off my panties.” Then the rich woman says “And if I…
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Q: Why doesn’t Hillary Clinton wear panties when she flies? A: So she can get a better grip on her broom!
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One day, Little Johnny was home from school earlier than usual. Without a word, he handed his mother a note from the school principal. In the note, the principal wrote, “We are sending Johnny home early to prevent disrupting the class. Please educate him on the difference between male and female.” After reading the note, Little Johnny’s mother took him silently to her bedroom upstairs. When they were in the bedroom, Little Johnny’s mother said to him, “Little Johnny, take…
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