Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
I did not do it in a car I did not do it in a bar I did not do it in the dark I did not do it in the park I did not do it on a date I did not ever fornicate I did not do it at a dance I did not do it in her pants I did not get beyond first base I did not do it in her face I never did it…
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The average cucumber is at least six inches long Cucumbers stay hard for a week A Cucumber won’t tell you that size doesn’t count Cucumbers don’t get too excited A Cucumber never suffers from performance anxiety Cucumbers are easy to pick up You can fondle Cucumbers in the supermarket…and you know how firm it is before you take one home Cucumbers can get away any weekend With a Cucumber you can get a single room…and you won’t have to check…
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Is it just me, or does someone else think a Dodge Neon in black is an oxymoron?
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Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises you will be totally prepared for the test. And, best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in your own home. EXERCISE #1: Freeze two metal bookends overnight. Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room. Press the bookends against one of…
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A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows.…
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John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last. Just then, a man came in coughing and he asked John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might, John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering Bob’s warning, he sold the man a box…
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A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road, and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. He stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The…
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(Please don’t take offense to any of these, have fun and the best one is at the end) WHAT DO YOU CALL A QUADRAPLEGIC … Swimming… Bob Holding on to someones neck… Ty Lying on your porch… Matt In a hole… Phil Lying on the bathroom floor with his mouth open… John Floating in your toilet… Apu Hanging from a tree branch… Leif Under a car… Jack On the end of a shovel… Doug Lying in your yard with a…
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Charlie loved his parrot. He loved him soo much that one day he noticed that his feathers were falling off little by little. He decided to take him to the local vet to ask a doctor about the problem. “Dr. Vinnie, my parrot is losing his feathers. What can I do to solve this problem?” “Charlie, all you have to do is shave his beak with a file approximately half an inch, then his feathers will all be back when…
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One day a 18 year old boy is visiting his father. He is about to move out and get his own place. So he asks his father if he has any last advice. His dad looks at him and says, “You know son, this might be the most important thing I’ve ever told you.” He says, “I want you to always remember this, it’s eighteen years of child support if you break a condom.” The boy looks at him and…
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