How true it is!
what’s the difference between and blonde and a brick wall? A brick wall doesn’t follow you around for a month after you lay it..
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Bunch of Cows
city boy: “Look at that bunch of cows!” farm boy: “Not bunch, herd.” city boy: “Heard what?” farm boy: “…of cows.” city boy: “Sure, I’ve heard of cows!” farm boy: “No, I mean a cow herd.” city boy: “I don’t care, I have no secrets from them.”
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Snow in June
The big-rig driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in very short shorts. “What’s your name, mister?” she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck. “It’s Snow – Roy Snow,” he answered. “And yours?” “Me, I’m June Hansen,” she said. A few minutes down the road, she felt his gaze on her. “Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong glances?” she challenged the trucker. “Oh, I was just thinkin’ what it might be like,”…
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Blondes with Cows
Not too long ago, everyone in our grade went on a school excusion to the local cow milking station. Everyone was really bored, but then again who can find anything interesting about looking at a whole lot of cows being milked except for one girl who had a really confused look on her face. She came up to us, and said, “Do you mind if I ask you a question?” Naturally we said no, not expecting anything too funny (we…
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broken down car
A blonde goes to her mechanic and says, “My car is not working properly, can you fix it?” The mechanic tinkers with it for a while and says, “All done! Your car is fine.” The blonde asks, “What’s the story?” “Just crap in your carburator.” “Well how often should I do that?”
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HOW MUCH ARE YOU WORTH?
The man came home from work late again, tired and irritated, to find his 5 year old son waiting for him at the door. “Daddy, may I ask you a question?” “Yeah, sure, what is it?” replied the man. “Daddy, how much money do you make an hour?” “That’s none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?” the man said angrily. “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?” pleaded…
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Follow that Plow!
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her daddy’s advice that if she ever got caught in a blizzard, she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.…
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Drugs and Dallas Cowboys
Q: Did you hear that the Dallas Cowboys are gonna play on mud next year?? A: Know why? They smoked all the grass and did all the lines.
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How to know if a Redneck has used your P.C.
The Monitor is up on blocks. The six front keys have rotted out. The password is now “Bubba.” The keyboard is painted in camouflage. The mouse is now referred to as a “critter.”
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bad mother fucker from down the street.
One day this lady bought her son a radio for 500 dollars. The lady told her son not to take it outside because somebody might take it. He said, “No one’s going to take it.” His mom said, “If they do, tell them you’re the bad mother fucker from down the street, and you’ll kick their ass from street to street.” So he was walking in Chicago and some gang bangers were in the park. They said: “Hey boy, let…
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