Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, “Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today!” The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said, “How do you make babies?” “It’s simple,” replied the girl, “You just change y to i and add es.”
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Annie Jane Giddens, Hohira, GA, was born the same hour of the same day of the same week of the same month in the same room of the same house as her mother was, and she was attended by the same doctor!
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Several years ago, I returned home from a business trip just when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 AM, I found my two children in bed with my wife, Stacey, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleep in the guest bedroom that night. The next day, I talked to the kids, explaining that it was “OK” to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad,…
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin…
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When three-year-old opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. The Mother was not so pleased. She turned to Grandmom and said, “I’m surprised at you. Don’t you remember how WE used to drive you crazy with water guns?” Grandmom smiled and then replied, “I do remember, why do you think I bought it?”
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Q. What did the canabals Mother give the Canabal when he arrived late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder!!
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Jerry had heard a family rumor that his father, grandfather and even his great-grandfather had all “walked on water” on their 21st birthdays. So, on his 21st birthday, he and his good friend, Brian, headed out to the lake. “If THEY could do it, so can I!” Jerry told Brian. Jerry and Brian arrived at the lake and rented a boat. They paddled out to the middle. Jerry stepped off the side of the boat…and almost drowned! Furious, he had…
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Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal. “Your wife makes a delicious roast,” one chief said. “Thanks,” his friend said, “I’m gonna miss her.” “You know,” says the first, “I don’t like my mother-in-law.” The other one replies, “Then just eat the vegetables.”
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In days of old when knights were bold and women weren’t invented, they drilled a hole in a tree or pole and shoved in quite contented! There was a young lad named Herkin who was always jerkin his gherkin His mother said “Herkin, stop jerkin your gherkin, your gherkin’s for ferkin, Herkin!
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Sunday dinner with my mother, Adah, my father, Fred, and my three siblings was always a lively event. On one occasion, all of us, except my mother, were in a silly mood, and we began requesting, in rhyme, items at the table. “Please pass the meat, Pete.” “May I have a potatah, Adah.” “I’d give you the moon for a spoon.” After several minutes of this, my mother had heard enough. “Stop this nonsense right now! Let’s have some meaningful…
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