Religious Truths
The Three Religious Truths of Life: 1. The Jews don’t recognize the Messiah. 2. Protestants don’t recognize the Pope. 3. Two Baptists in a liquor store don’t recognize each other.
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Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
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Millenium Vocabulary
The latest terms to add to your vocabulary in the Y2K office environment: * Seagull Manager – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps over everything and then leaves. * Salmon day – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. * Chainsaw consultant – An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving the brass with clean hands. * CLM – Career…
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Wear Sunscreen!
What follows is the Commencement address that was thought to have been given by: Kurt Vonnegut recently at MIT **************************************** Turns out that he didn’t, but it got back to him, he read it, and said he wished that he had written it. Lenochka **************************************** Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’98: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists,…
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