Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
One night, two drunken men met in a bar. They quickly became friends and one of them invited everyone in the bar to continue the party at his house. When they arrived at the door of the house, his new friend said: “But… This is my house!” “What?” said the other. “Yes, I live here!” “But it’s impossible!” “Well, we’ll settle this… we’ll both go up and ring the doorbell, and whoever answers the door will tell us who lives…
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A blonde woman goes to see her Podiatrist. She says, “Doc, I just got back from a few weeks in the Bahamas, and the weather was so great that I spent most of the days just lying on the sand. But the strangest thing happened. Whenever a good-looking guy came by, I would get this strange tingling sensation between my toes.” The podiatrist thought this was kind of unusual and examined her. He asked her if she had this sensation…
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Then there was the wealthy young Englishman Eric Bates, who couldn’t wait until he was thirteen so the servants would start referring to him as “Mister Bates,” instead of……..
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A boy was sitting on his front steps one day, holding a bottle of turpentine. His father had told him to stay away from it, that it was Powerful liquid. He couldn’t resist and had experimented with it all afternoon. The boy was deep in thought, when on the sidewalk, a Priest happened to be walking by. “What do you have there, son?” the priest asked. The boy replied, “I got the most powerful liquid in the world in this…
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There were these three guys on a plane going from Florida to New York. The first, wearing a suit and tie, and reading the NEW YORK TIMES, commented, “Last night I made love to my wife three times. This morning she made me fresh ground coffee, brought the paper to me in bed, and she said I was the best lover in the world.” “That ain’t nothing!” said the guy reading USA TODAY, dressed in chinos and a casual shirt.…
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Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loves to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her, and some actually join in… one day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and a man stepped out with his arm stretched out… “Stop!” he said in…
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One day Roy was driving along when suddenly he spotted a rabbit in the middle of the road. He tried to swerve, but still ended up hitting it. Visibly shaken, Roy got out of the car and started weeping over what he had done. A few minutes later, a woman stops and asks him why he’s crying over the rabbit. “Because I killed it,” he replies. The woman took a closer look and says, “It’s still breathing. I can fix…
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Why did the woman cross the road ? Who cares, she shouldn’t have been out of the house anyway.
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There once was a poor lad named Timmy who had the misfortune of being born with only a head — no arms, no legs, nothing but a head. Now Timmy was a basically happy person and he was loved and cared for by his family. As long as he stayed within the shelter of his family he was unworried by his condition, but as soon as he was thrust out into the world he knew that something was seriously wrong.…
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There once was a man who owned a sausage factory, and he was showing his arrogant, preppy son around his factory. Try as he might to impress his snobbish son, his son would just sneer. They approached the heart of the factory where the father thought, “Surely, THIS should impress him!” He showed his son the machine and said, “Son, this is the heart of the factory. Using this machine, we can put in a pig, and out comes sausages.”…
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