How many Flies…
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, but don’t ask me how they get in there…
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Man man Jokes - page 20
Blind Man
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a department store. All of a sudden, the blind man picked up his dog by its tail and started swinging the dog around in a circle. The department store employee observed this and went over and asked the blind man if he could help him. The blind man replied, “No, I am just looking around.”
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Christmas Gift for The Mailman
It was a week before Christmas and the mailman was delivering the mail to Mrs. O’Brien’s house. When the mailman got to the door, Mrs. O’Brien asked the mailman to come into the house for his Christmas present. She took him to her bedroom and they did the nasty between the sheets. After the event, the mailman got dressed and was ready to leave. Mrs. O’Brien said, “Oh by the way, here is a dollar for you.” The mailman was…
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How many body builders…
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but a lot of his friends to tell him how good he looks doing it.
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ONE ARMED MAN
Why did the one-armed man cross the road? To get to the second hand shop!!
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A Passionate Man
At the captain’s table a matronly woman had overimbibed with the liquor that was being dealt out with a lavish hand, and a young officer was detailed to get her back to her stateroom. He placed his arm about her waist, held her elbow firmly with his other hand, and began to march her down the corridor. She said, with a faint hiccup, “You’re passionate.” He said, “Ma’am, I’m just trying to get you to your room.” She repeated, “You’re…
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Special Courses for Women
Continuing Education Courses For Women 1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.. 2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.. 3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday.. 4. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.. 5. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game.. ] 6. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.. 7. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His.. 8. Valuation:…
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alien swapz
There was an alien man and a human man talking on a porch one day. They were talking about whos wife is better in bed. They eventually decide to switch girlfriends for one night. The alien took the human girl into his room and pulled off his pants. He was like 2 inches long. “I dont think this will work out” she said. So he smiles and pulls on his ear. It grows longer. The alien keeps doin this untill…
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The quickest way to Donegal.
An Enlishman man on his holiday walks in to an Irish country tavern and approaches the bar. “Excuse me landlord. Could you tell me the quickest way to Donegal.” The landlord unsure replies “Are you walking or are you driving?” “Er..driving.” “Then that’ll be the quickest way.”
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