Man hom Jokes - page 9

One evening a husband comes home to his apartment very roughed up. When his wife sees him, she asks, “What happened to you?” “I got into a fight with the apartment manager.” “Whatever for?” “He claimed he had slept with every woman in the complex except one!” “Hmmmm. I bet it’s that snooty Mrs. Brown on the third floor.”

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Two women were in a hair salon talking about their lives at home when the subject of flighty husbands came up. “It’s unbelievable,” one woman says. “I can never figure out where he goes at night.” “I know exactly what you mean,” says the other woman. “One second he’s in the house, and the next he’s gone without a trace.” “Well,” says a woman eavesdropping nearby. “I always know where my husband is.” “How do you manage that?” the other…

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A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they begin to get ready for bed but the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife in the bathroom, “My little boopey-boo, I’m lonely.” As the woman crosses her room to the husband, she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says,…

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