Man
If Man is King… And King is Ruler… And a Ruler is 12 Inches… Then Whatever Happened to Man?!?!?!
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
If Man is King… And King is Ruler… And a Ruler is 12 Inches… Then Whatever Happened to Man?!?!?!
Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are singing in the crisp, cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. You are in total seclusion from that place called “the world.” The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is clear… …so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under the water. There now, feeling better?
An old man had never been to the doctors before but something went wrong and he had to go. As he stepped into the doctors office a snotty receptionist slid back her window and said can I help you? He said I’d like to see the doctor. Well sir whats wrong with you. Not knowing any better he said, somethings wrong with my dick. She got mad an reminded him of women and kids in the office. She said you…
The nervous young bride became very irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. “I demand proper manners in bed,” she said, “just as I do at the dinner table.” Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. “Is that better?” he asked, with a hint of a smile, “much better.” “Very good darling,” the husband whispered. “Now would you be so kind as to…
Two gays were sitting on the edge of the bed, one turns to the other…”YOU the man!” Second gay responds, “NO, You the MAN.” First gay says, “No, No, you don’t understand, You are THE man!”
ORIGINAL List (Before she’s 40 years old) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially Successful 4. A Caring Listener 5. Witty 6. In Good Shape 7. Dresses with Style 8. Appreciates the Finer Things 9. Full of Thoughtful Surprises 10. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover REVISED List (When she’s 40 years old and beyond) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public 3. Works steady 4. Doesn’t nod off while she’s emoting 5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes…
What’s the difference between a man and a boy? His toys are bigger!
1. Dogs love it when your friends come over. 2. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you’re running late. 3. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you. 4. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. 5. Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away. 6. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. 7. A dog’s parents never visit. 8. Dogs understand that instincts are better than…
What the quickest way to a woman’s heart? Through her cervix.