Yo mamma so fat
Yo mamma so fat she fills the bath tub, then puts in the water. Yo mamma so fat she has a hula hoop for a belly button ring. Yo mamma so fat her belly gets home fifteen minutes before she does.
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your mamma’s lips
your mamma’s lips are so big she can whisper in her own ear
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Yo mamma’s mouth
Yo mamma’s mouth is so big that she talks in surround sound
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Yo mamma’s like….
Yo mamma’s like a stop sign. On every other corner. Yo mamma’s like a hardware store 10 cents a screw. Yo mamma’s like a doorknob everyone gets a turn. Yo mamma’s like a lightbulb anyone can turn her on. Yo mamma’s like a remote everyone pushes her buttons.
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Yo Mamma So Fat
YO MAMMA SO FAT, WE GO SWIMMING IN HER BELLY-BUTTON, EVERY SUMMER.
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Your mamma so fat
Your mamma is so fat she wore a yellow dress to the bus station, bent over and everybody got in.
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Yo mamma so fat
Yo mamma so fat, she got hit by a bus and said stop pushing
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yo mamma
yo mamma was so ugly as a baby that when she was born your mother said “Oh what a treasure!” and your father said “Yeah, let’s go bury it.” yo mamma’s teeth are so big she looks like a beaver with big tits. yo mamma’s so skinny her nipples touch. yo mamma’s so crossed eyed when she cries tears roll down the bitch’s back. yo mamma’s so stupid she thought TACO BELL was a phone company.
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(The Ultimate) yo mamma
Your mama is so fat: :When she hauls ass she has to make two trips. :When she dances she makes the band skip. :When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live. :She puts mayonnaise on aspirin. (
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yo mamma so fat
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
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