Joke Jokes - page 16

Tech Support calls “YOU” for help. When you are reading something printed, you wish you could use a search function to get to the point. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say “LOL.” When you reply to someone verbally, your fingers start typing your response. You check your e-mail over and over, even when you know there’s nothing there. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. You have called out someone’s screen name while making…

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Back in the early 60’s, a young fellow walked into a talent agent’s office and said he wanted to break into show-biz. The agent said, “O.K. kid, show me what you can do.” The kid told some jokes, did a little soft shoe, sang a bit, did an acrobatic act with an ottoman and was good enough to impress the agent. “Great kid! Just great!” said the agent. “I can do things for you! I think I can get you…

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A Bartender makes a bet with a man. The bartender will set up 20 shots and the man has to drink them without passing out. If the man did this he would be able to drink for free. The man drank the 20 shots and with everyone slapping his back staggered home. Two weeks passed and the man returned to the bar. “Hey! There’s the man who will put me out of business!” the bartender joked “What will you have?”…

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Pepito Jokes: Once there was a kid named Pepito.His mom sent him to go buy eggs at the store. When he was on the way to the store, he saw superman, and he went running to his house to tell his mom. When he got to his house, he said to his mom. “Mom i saw superman he had big arms, and big feet, and a big chest” Then his mom asked him “what about the eggs?” “ohh no mom…

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This joke was originally created by my industrial arts teacher: One night I was working on a car. I was tired so I had a dream that I was a muffler. When I woke up, I was exhausted.

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