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10 Questions Not To Ask During A Job Interview

Top 10 Questions You Should Never Ask When Being Interviewed For A Job : 1. What’s your company’s policy on severance pay? 2. How long does it take your company’s bureaucracy to get around to firing somebody for poor performance? 3. Could I get an office that’s really close to the exit? 4. Does your company’s life insurance cover suicide? 5. Who’s the ugly bitch in that picture on your desk? 6. Does your company’s insurance consider genital herpes a…

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Johnnie wants to get married

Johnnie and Susie, each ten years old, decided to get married. So Johnnie went to Susie’s dad to ask for her hand in marriage. “Where will you live?” asked Susie’s dad, thinking this is cute. “Well,” said Johnnie, “I figured I could just move into Susie’s room. It’s plenty big for both of us.” “And how will you live?” “I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That’s should be enough,” Johnnie replied confidently. Getting…

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Iraqui Jokes

Q: What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off. Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? A: B-52…F-16…B-2 Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force. Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer…

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Little Johnny’s Lesson

Little Johnny and his father are observing a couple of dogs screwing each other. “Dad, what are those dogs doing?” asks Little Johnny “Well, the one below is relaxed and the one on top is concentrating.” “Okay, I understand.” “What do you understand?” asks the father sarcastically. “Never relax in life, Dad, or you’ll get fucked like a dog!”

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3 important jokes

Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant in the jungle? A: Wipe it off, and say you’re sorry! Q: What’s better than roses on your piano? A: Tu-lips on your organ. Q: Did you hear about the gay guy who got fired from the sperm bank? A: Well he was caught drinking on the job.

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Lil’ Johnny’s Thanksgiving

Lil’ Johnny’s parents were fighting. There were screaming, crying, and cussing. Johnny’s mom called his dad a bastard. Johnny’s dad called his mom a bitch. Finally, they broke it up and apologized, although both of them were still a little steamed. His dad went upstairs to the bathroom. His mom stayed in the kitchen to cook the turkey. Lil’ Johnny went upstairs to the bathroom. His father was in there shaving. He asked his dad: “Dad, what does bitch mean?”…

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Real Estate Broker Joke

An attorney is visiting his client at a large real estate development company. The attorney asks his client, “I have a good broker joke — do you want to hear it?” The client says, “You should know that I am a broker, my boss is a broker, and the Chairman of the Board is a broker. Now, do you really want to tell your joke in here?” The attorney thinks for a minute, and responds, “Naw, I don’t want to…

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Jo Mama!

A guy comes up to a friend in his class. “Why were you so busy yesterday?” “I was practicing.” “Oh yeah, practicing what?” “Jo Mama!”

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