Clinton’s answer
Reporter asks Clinton: Was Monica lying? Clinton : Nope…She was on her knees!!
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Fishin’ for Trouble
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the sheriff in his boat, pulls up alongside…
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Chickens in a basket
One day two Polish men were walking down the road. One man had a basket with chickens in it. At that time he said to the other man, “If you can guess how many chickens are in this basket I’ll give you one of them.” So the other man says “No, I want two chickens.” So the man with the chickens says, “I’ll tell you what if you can guess how many chickens are in this basket I’ll give you…
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Great Dentist
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go back to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist.” The guy, surprised, says, “Yes…how did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy…you keep washing your hands.” One thing…
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Where’s My Breakfast?
One morning little Johnny comes walking down the stairs to find his breakfast not on the table. He looks over at his mother and says “Hey mom, where is my breakfast?” His mother looks at him and says “Well, you won’t get your breakfast until you finish your chores.” Johnny walks out of the house and heads down to the barn to do his chores. He goes in an gets the chicken feed and walks into the pens. All the…
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My dad calls it a …
In a young classroom, three young children are discussing their fathers’ careers. The first boy says, “My Dad writed words on a piece of paper. He calls it a poem, and gets paid ?100 for it.” The boys agree this is impressive. The second boy says, “My Dad also writes words on a piece of paper. He calls his a song and gets paid ?1000 for it.” They all agree this is also impressive. The third boy says, “My Dad…
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Mommy Mommy 2
Mommy Mommy why is daddy running so fast? SHUT UP and step on the gas.
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Her First Football Game
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she like the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,” she said. “What do you mean?” he asked. “Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!”
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A Man in Uniform
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule at 2 a.m. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, “Mike, Dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I’ve got a splitting headache.” “Certainly,…
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“Wanted”
A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frog legs,who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden,classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please read only lines 1,3,5!
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