Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Husband to counselor: We were very happy for 22 years. Counselor: What happened? Husband: We got married. Counselor, turning to wife: Do you agree with your husband’s assessment of your marriage? Wife: Yes, the only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
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1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” 2. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 3. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. 4. Long distance companies don’t call you to switch anymore. 5. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 6. Your bologna has no first name. 7. Sally Struther’s sends you food. 8. McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. 9. You give blood…
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50 years ago…100 white man chasing one black man in across a fiel was called Ku Klux Klan. Today …it is called the PGA Tour.
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In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone who occasionally has a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone: I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a telephone call that I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, “Hello?” I politely said, “This is Patrick Hanifin and may I please speak to Robin Carter?” Suddenly the phone was slammed down on…
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A man arrives at the Pearly Gates. He sees a sign that says, “Men dominated by their wives.” This line is VERY long. He sees another sign that says, “Men NOT dominated by their wives.” This line has only one man standing in it. He walks over to this man and says, “Wow, you mean that you are the only one not dominated by his wife?” The man shrugs and says, “I guess so, my wife told me to stand…
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Two gays were sitting on the edge of the bed, one turns to the other…”YOU the man!” Second gay responds, “NO, You the MAN.” First gay says, “No, No, you don’t understand, You are THE man!”
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There once was a family of blondes. They were travelling by car to DisneyLand. After they stopped at the stop sign, they saw a sign saying “DISNEYLAND LEFT” So the family turned around and went home.
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with that flesh eating virus, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
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Darryll and Darren were identical twin boys who lived in a fishing village off the coast of Maine. Darryll Farrell was married and Darren Farrell was single. Together they both owned a small, dilapidated boat. It happened that the same day Darryll’s wife died, Darren’s boat sank. Such is the karma of twins. A kind old lady met Darren on the street and mistaking him for his brother Darryll, said: “Oh, Mr. Farrell, I’m sorry to hear of your great…
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There were 3 women at a bar and they were arguing over which one of them was the loosest. The first woman said, ” My husband can stick two fingers up me.” The second woman said, “Oh, big deal, my husband can stick his whole fist up me.” Then the third woman slid down the bar stool.
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