Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn’t find her so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from…
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A truck driver walked into a bar and noticed a sign on the door saying “no Nerds allowed!” He asked the waiter why such a thing was written and the man replied, “It’s Nerd season and you’re allowed to shoot freely.” The truck driver left the bar driving his truck full of computers along a dirt road. He went over a pothole and all the computers fell out. As soon as he got out of his truck there were 10,11,12…
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Q: How do you tell a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies in your house? A: There are M&M shells all over your kitchen floor.
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Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked “intellectual leadership”. He received a $26 million severance package. With a Little Help from Our Friends! Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting pleas to come out and give himself up… …And What Was…
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Thank God for the US education system…. What happens when you teach a redneck to read? (True Story!) According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the US Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated as “Wash. Biol. Surv.”; until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: Dear Sirs: While camping last week…
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One time, when the Chicago Cubs were digging deep in the barrel for new talent, a scout excitedly phoned manager Charlie Grimm from somewhere in the sticks. “Charlie,” he shouted, “I’ve landed the greatest young pitcher in the land. He struck out every man who came to bat—twenty-seven in a row! Nobody even got a foul until two were out in the ninth. The pitcher is right here with me. What shall I do?” Back came Grimm’s voice. “Sign up…
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Two blondes are walking down the street. They turn the corner and walk into a building.You think one of them whould have seen it…….
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First- Get three pieces of paper. Write down your three favorite numbers on each peice. Then subtract your birth date, and add the number of letters in your first name. Now, here’s the tricky part… put all the pieces of paper on top of each other and tear it down the middle(not through the writing). You now have six pieces of paper, repeat the following step. Now one by one lay all the pieces of paper crisscrosed in the bottom…
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Gals, when someone asks, “Why aren’t you married?” Here are some suggested retorts: “You haven’t asked yet.” “I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.” “What? And spoil my great life?” “Nobody would believe me in white.” “Because I just love hearing this question.” “Just lucky, I guess.” “It gives my mother something to live for.” “My fiance is awaiting parole.” “I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss America.” “Do you know how hard it is to…
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There was this young boy who really liked going fast. So his parents bought him a tricycle. One day his brother came over with his brand new car. The young boy ran up to his brother and begged him to give him a ride in his new, fast car. The brother said “How about this. I’ll tie your tricyle to the back of my car and I’ll pull down the street.” The young boy accepted immediately. The arrangement was that…
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