Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Last week my son came up to me and asked me the difference between potential and reality. I told him to go to his mum and ask if she’d sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars, and then to go to his sister, and ask if she’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. He did just that. He went up to my wife and said, “Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million?” to which she…
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I think we have been wasting our time preparing for Y2K. You know we are going to have the same problem in the year 10000 with the five digit year, and I think we should be working on that now. I call it the YAK problem (A being the hexadecimal character for 10). I just hate to think we will have to be going through the same things 8 thousand years from now. I also realize that Bill Gates agrees…
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President Bill Clinton did not commit perjury when he testified before the grand jury about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky. He told the grand jury in those proceedings ” I believe that Monica Lewinsky has one of the prettiest smiles I’ve ever come acoss ” according to court records.
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A girl had devised a device to cause any car that passed in front of her house to suddenly break down but couldn’t find any practical way to profit from it. So, thinking clearly, she set up the device, and as the cars passed the house and broke down, she’d offer the man in the car a place to stay for the night. Then as soon as the man was asleep, he’d be jarred awake by her with his penis…
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Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Little Johnny waves his hand, “Me, miss, me, me!” Teacher says “All right, little Johnny, what is your multi- syllable word?” Little Johnny says “Mas-tur-bate.” Teacher smiles and says “Wow, little Johnny, that’s a mouthful.” Little Johnny says “No, miss, you’re thinking of a blowjob. I’m talking about a wank.”
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A certain elementary school got a new teacher. This new teacher was an atheist and proud of it. In fact, he was always talking about it, and since the kids were fairly young, he intimidated them. One day he boldly announced, “My mother was an atheist, my father was an atheist and I’m an atheist. How many in this room are atheists?” The kids, being a little scared of him, all raised their hands; all except one little girl. So…
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what do you get when you get Dolly Parton, President Clinton and Al Gore in a room? Two boobs and a country singer
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A man is walking his dog when he turns to the dog and says, “Heel!” To which the dog replies, “It takes one to know one.”
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When I was a child, we lived near the ocean, and all the kids used to fly kites, but my old man was to cheap to buy me a kite, so he’d just tie a string to a seagull…I’d be crying on the beach, “Dad, why is my kite crapping on me?”
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Karen and Ken, a couple in their mid-fifties, had finally decided to tie the knot. Karen and her girlfriend, Sarah, were discussing the upcoming wedding plans. After describing her beautiful wedding dress, Sarah asked Karen what color her shoes would be. Karen replied, “I thought Silver would be nice.” Ken, the eavesdropping fiancee, had to get his two cents in by retorting, “Yes. Silver will be very nice…it will match your hair!” Sarah, not missing a beat, shot a look…
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