Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Once, there was a bass swimming in a river. About 6 inches above the water was a fly. The bass said to himself “If that fly would drop six inches, I could get that fly”. On the bank of the river stood a bear. The bear thought to himself, “If that fly drops 6 inches, that bass could get the fly, and I could get that bass”. Behind a tree stood a hunter. The hunter thought to himself, “If that…
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An escaped convict broke into a house. He tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom and then proceeded to search the rest of the home. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous wife, bound up on the bed with her shorty nightgown up around her waist, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex…
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline, and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: “You are going to meet a beautiful, young girl who will want to know everything about you.” The frog is thrilled, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?” “No,” says his Advisor, “in her biology class.”
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Dirty Johnny is walking through the park one day and he sees a Priest. Noticing the way he is dressed, Johnny says, “Hey mister, what’s with the backwards collar?” The Priest says, “Well my son, I’m a Father.” Dirty Johnny says, “Well, my pop’s got three kids and he don’t wear a collar like that.” The Priest says, “No, you don’t understand. I’m the father of THOUSANDS.” Dirty Johnny says, “Well, if you’re the father of THOUSANDS maybe you should…
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question: “What do you get when you join together Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Dolly Parton?” answer: “Two Boobs and a country singer!”
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Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive female, and they go back to her place. “You can’t make any noise,” she warns him. “My parents are upstairs, and if they find out, they’ll kill us!” Things start getting heated up on the sofa, but after awhile, alcohol gets the better of the man’s bladder. “I have to go,” he says. “Well, you can’t go upstairs, it’s right next to my parents’ bedroom,” she…
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1. Home is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. 4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks. 5. Great groups from little icons grow. 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. 7. C:\is the root of all directories. 8. Don’t put all your hypes in one home page. 9. Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.…
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What kind of bird brings a baby? A stork What type of bird brings no baby? A swallow!
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Three of the tennis foursome head for the showers after the match. The fourth one just gets into his car and goes home. This happens every week–the same three shower, number four, doesn’t. Finally, one guy asks him why he doesn’t shower after playing tennis; he is, after all, just as hot and sweaty as the other three. “To tell you the truth,” he says, “I’m kind of shy about being naked in front of other guys. To be perfectly…
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An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They all are talking about how much there lives suck, and how much the bars in their respective home towns are better. Then the Irishman says, “Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there’s a better one. At MacDougal’s, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!” The others agree that sounds like…
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