Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Dear Sir, My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wells, Iowa, received a check for $1,000 from the government for not raising hogs. So I want to go into the “not raising hogs” business next year. What I want to know is, in your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to raise hogs on, and what is the best breed of hogs not to raise? I want to be sure that I approach this endeavor in keeping with…
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A voluptuous blonde was short on cash and came up with a plan to make some money. She decided to go into some local bars and bet some of the patrons that she had a better poem/rhyme than anything they could come up with. (As long as it was a poem/rhyme also). The only problem was she didn’t have enough money for the kind of bet she wanted to make and therefore provided the condition that if they won she…
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Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering–have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question….” “Yes, Beck, I really want to know. Please…” “Well, all right. Yes, 3 times…” “Three? Well, when were they?” he asked. “Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old, and you really wanted to start that business on…
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Yo family is so poor, i was at your house and i had to use the bathroom, and your mama said “third bucket on the left.” Yo family is so poor, i stepped on a cigarette in the floor, and your mama said “who turned down the heat?” Yo family is so poor, i was riding on a skateboard i found in your front yard, and your mama came out and said, “get off the family car!” Yo mama is…
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Cupid asked his mother (the goddess of love), Aphrodite if Clinton really did cheat on his wife. It goes something like this…. “Mom, you know a lot about love, marriage, and adultury, did Bill Clinton really cheat on his wife, with Monica Lewinsky?” “Yes, but he didn’t mean to.” “That f**king a**hole!” “Hey, don’t speak about your father like that!”
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A bear & rabbit are takin’ a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, “Excuse me, but do you heve trouble with shit sticking to your fur?” The rabbit replies, “No,I don’t.” So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
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A Scotsman was visiting a friend in the mountains of Canada. The first morning in the cabin, he awoke and stood by the window admiring the scenery. Suddenly, he noticed a huge animal walk by. “Och, whut’s thaaat?” he said. His Canadian friend looked out the window and said, “Oh, that’s a moose.” “Och! If thaaat’s a moose, hoo big are your cats arooond here?”
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A man is talking to God and asks him: “God, why did you make women so beautiful?” to which God replies, “So that you would find them attractive.” Then the man asks: “God, but why did you have to make them so dumb?” To which God replies: “So that they would find you attractive!”
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President Clinton was at the beach and got into trouble while swimming. He called for help, and three young men went to his rescue and pulled him ashore. Clinton wanted to show his gratitude, so he offered to give each of the young men what they would like, within reason. The first young man said that he would like to have a Harley Davidson motorcycle. Clinton told him he could select it and to just send him the bill. The…
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15. Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from the undead. 14. Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes like crap. 13. Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs. 12. Three Words: Daylight Savings Time 11. Can’t enjoy a meal at Burger King without some redneck yelling, “Look Ma! It’s Elvis!” 10. After 45 years of Communist rule, it’s impossible to find clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin. 9. After 100 years of trying,…
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