India Jokes

3 Little Indians Go To School

When the new school year started, the history teacher was so excited because there were three little American Indian boys in her class. She was beside herself with excitement. So she asked the first little Indian boy to stand up and tell the class what tribe he was from and how he knew this. The little boy stood up and proudly threw out his chest. Then he took his fist and hit it on his chest. He said in a…

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How Indians Name Their Children

A young Indian boy asks the Indian chief,”Grandfather why do all of us Indians have strange names?” He replies,”Well son in the dawn of the day into which the young were born, the indian brave will leave his teepee. The first thing he see’s will be the name of his young.” “Like your sister, Running Deer, the first thing your father saw was a running deer and,your brother Flying Eagle, the first thing your father saw was a flying eagle.…

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How Indians were named

An Indian chief and his son are sitting down one day, and the son asks: “Dad, how do us Indians get our names?” “It’s very simple,” replies the chief, “your brother was born by a river, so we call him Running Brook. Your other brother was born in the early morning, so we call him Rising Sun.” “So, why do you ask, Broken Rubber?”

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Bowels the Indian

One day in the old west the U.S states government wanted to move all the Indians to a reservation. The Head of State went to the the tribe and told the Indians that they had to move. The chief’s name was Bowels, and when he heard the Head of State tell the Indians that they were to move to the reservation, he replied, “Bowels no move”. Well the Head of State heard this and thought that was just awful so…

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Indian Mating Ritual

The Indian tour guide is explaining the re-enactment of an ancient Indian courting ritual. As they watch, an Indian brave approaches the mouth of a small cave, cups his hands to his mouth and calls out: “Ha-woo, ha-woo?” From the back of the cave comes a faint answering, feminine “Ha-woo! Ha-woo!” The Indian brave strips off his clothing and runs into the cave. A Pollock in the tour group gets an idea. He sneaks away, finds the biggest cave he…

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Pedigree

An American and an Englishman are sharing the same compartment on a train trip to London from Paris. During their conversation, the American criticizes the arrogance of the English people. He says to the Englishmen, “You people have such stiff upper lips that you think your people are the superior race in the world. You tend to look down on people not the same as you are. As for me, I’m proud to say that I’m a quarter Irishman, two…

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Beware of Buffalo

A cowboy and an Indian were out on the plains looking for buffalo. The Indian puts his ear to the ground and says, “Buffalo come.” The cowboy asks, “How do you know?” The Indian replies, “Face is sticky”

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