Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
On his first date with a woman who wasn’t overly intelligent, Ogden decided to take her to the county fair. While walking around and looking at all the festivities, they came to the area where they auction livestock. Ogen’s date walked up to one of the pens and asked, “Ogden, why doesn’t this cow have horns?” “Well,” replied Ogden, ” sometimes cows don’t get horns until they are 7 or 8 years old. And sometimes, cows don’t get horns until…
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Why is it that Santa Clause cheats on Mrs. Clause? He lays Barbie under every little girls tree.
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Sick and tired of hearing all those nasty blonde jokes and of how all blondes are perceived to be dumb, this blonde is determined to show her husband that blondes are really smart. While her husband is off to work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 pm…
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A guy goes into a locker room where he see’s this man with a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on his dick. Curiosity over came him, so he approched the guy, after he finished drying off. “Excuse me sir, forgive me but I have to ask why you have a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on your dick?”. The man turned and smiled at his question, and answered, “Because my wife can blow a hundred bucks like that!”.
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Q: Why did the squirrel scream? A: ‘Cause someone grabbed his nuts.
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A businesswoman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. “Hi, Honey,” he says. “Want a little company?” “Why?” asks the woman. “Do you have one to sell?”
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Q: why did the pregnant lady go to the personnel manager? A: because she had labour problems
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A Church of England vicar and a Methodist minister have been having a friendly meeting at the residence of a Catholic priest. As they start to think about leaving, the priest offered them a whisky to help them on their way. “Don’t mind if I do, thanks,” says the vicar, and is given an ample glassful. “And yourself?” says the priest to the Methodist minister. “What? Drink alcohol?” says the minister aghast. “Why, I’d rather commit adultery!!” At this the…
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Q: Why are women so bad in snowboarding and skiing? A: Because there is no snow in the kitchen.
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Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of that year’s incoming freshmen. Here’s this year’s list: **************************************** 1. The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1980. 2. They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and did not know he had ever been shot. 3. They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged.…
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