Pressure
Question: Do you know why men fart more then women? Answer: Women don’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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Three Three Explorers Meet The Cannibals
Three famous explorers, Dr. Smith, Dr. Doe and Dr. Jones, were on an anthropological excursion into the deepest jungle of Borneo when they were captured by a tribe of head-hunting cannibals. When the three captive explorers were brought into the village, the cannibals’ chief told them, “You all trespassers! We no like trespassers. We eat trespassers. But we very fair. You three take test first. If you pass test, you go away alive. But if you fail, you lose head…
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Saxophone and Bill Clinton
Why did Bill Clinton start playing the Saxophone? He had to get rid of ho-Monica
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Letter of Resignation
Asked why she was leaving her position, a secretary explained in her letter of resignation: “Dear Boss: My reason for leaving will soon be apparent — and so will I. Signed: Mary.”
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Fooling around
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he has ever seen. He went to his wife and said…
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Brain Transplant
A person walked into a doctor’s office. “Can I get a brain transplant?” the person asked the doctor. “Sure,” she replied. “You can have a doctor’s brain for $100, a pilot’s brain for $150, or a politician’s brain for $10,872.” “Why is the politician’s brain so expensive?” asked the person. “Oh, it’s never been used,” the doctor replied.
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Generic Viagra
Q: What’s the generic form of Viagra? A: My-dix-ah-phyllen
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Marriage and….
Hubby: “You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?” Wife: “When there is a problem, no matter how insurmountable, I look at your picture and the problem seems to disappear.” Hubby: “You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!” Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself: ‘What other problem can there be that is greater than this one?’ Nothing like getting the proper perspective on a problem, don’t you agree?”
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Grandpa
One day this little boy goes up to his grandpa and says, “Grandpa can you do me a favor?” “What do you want?” “Can you talk like a frog for me?” “What? No.” Then his granddaughter goes up to him and says, “Grandpa can you do me a favor?” “What is it? I’ll do anything for you my little munchkin.” “Can you talk like a frog?” “What? No. Why do you and your brother want me to talk like a…
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