Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Former President Bill Clinton and Pope John Paul II both die on the same day, and by some error, the Pope gets sent to hell, while Bill Clinton goes to heaven. Eventually, it’s been learned that there’s been a mistake. So Clinton has to get on the down escalator going from heaven to hell, while the Pope goes on the up escalator from hell to heaven. (Of course it’s an escalator.) Clinton sees the Pope and says, “Your Excellency, how…
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Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were standing at Heaven’s Gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter. Thibodeaux: “How did you get here?” Boudreaux: “Hypothermia. You?” Thibodeaux: “You won’t believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy. I accused my wife of screwing around and searched the whole house without any luck. Then I felt so badly about the whole thing I had a massive heart attack.”…
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This man named Bob was in a golfing tournament and he was paired up with a nun. Bob was up and he just barely missed the hole. Bob: DAMN! I missed! Nun: Please, don’t use that language around me. Bob: Sorry, Sister. Well Bob just barely missed hole 14. Bob: DAMN! I missed! Nun: Sir, if you swear one more time I hope the Gods from heaven will strike you down!!! Bob: Sorry again sister, it won’t happen again. Well…
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There were these three nuns and they were trying to get into heaven. So God appeared and said, “Answer this question correctly, and I’ll let you in.” So he asked the first nun, “Who was the first man on earth?” The nun said, “Adam” So God said, “Bamm! You’re in heaven.” So he asked the second nun, “Who was the first woman on earth?” And she said, “Eve!” So God said, “Bamm! You’re in heaven.” Finally it was the third…
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Three people were trying to get into heaven. St. Peter asked the first one, “Who’s there?” “It’s me, Albert Jones,” the voice replied. St. Peter let him in. St Peter then asked the second one the same question, “Who’s there?” “It’s me, Charlie Smith,” And St. Peter let him in. He finally asked the third one, “Who’s there?” “It is I, Verla Mara,” answered the third person. “Oh, great!” muttered St. Peter. “Another one of those English teachers.”
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One day God was just sitting on his throne out of his mind bored. So he got one of his Saints, St.Paul. “Paul, go down to earth and count all of my people, and tell me how many are beautiful and how many are ugly.” It took St. Paul 365 days to complete this task. He went up to God and said,”99% of your people are UGLY and the remaining 1% of your people are BEAUTIFUL.” God said, “WHAT? ARE…
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