Hotel manager Jokes - page 2

By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded, “or just a bed, I don’t care where.” “Well, I do have a double room with one occupant – an Air Force guy,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I’m…

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At this fancy hotel in Chicago, there was a chess tornament going on. That night, some of the participants had gathered in the lobby to disscus what had gone on that day. After awhile, they had gotten very loud and the manager came out to complain. “Hey, shut up or get out!” he yelled at them. “Well why?” asked one of the chess players. “Because I hate chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!” he shouted.

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