Hey al Jokes - page 15

Two college football players named Bubba and Jed were taking an exam in English Literature. They must pass this exam in order to fulfill the academic requirement. If they fail, they would be dropped from the college varsity team for the whole season. The exam was relatively easy as it consisted mainly of fill-in-the-blank type of answers. However, Bubba was stumped by one particular item. The statement read “Complete the nursery phrase … Ol’ MacDonald had a ______.” Trying as…

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There was this family of 3 brothers named Somebody, Nobody, Everybody, and their cousin Crazy. One night the four boys wanted to go out drinking at a bar. They all drank beer and were having fun. Everybody and Crazy had decided that they had all they wanted to drink. On the other hand, Somebody and Nobody still wanted to drink even though they were already drunk. As they continued to drink they started to say bad things to one another…

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There were two men who had gone to the same college and had become great friends. During college, they had a great time together. They were always right in the middle of anything happening. When they graduated, however, they each went their own separate ways. Two or three years later, they ran into one another on the street. They were very happy to see each other. During the conversation, one of them asked the other what he was doing for…

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Tired of hearing about how dumb football players were, college coach Grabowski remembered a recent press release that crossed his desk and told the interviewer, “It so happens that according to a recent Harrison Poll, over fifty percent of the young men who play college football are making straight A’s.” “I read that report, too,” the interviewer replied, “and my question is this: When will they learn to write the rest of the alphabet?” (You know what football is: a…

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Teacher to a third grade student: “Billy, if both your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?” Billy: “It depends.” Teacher: “It depends on what?” Billy: “It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother.”

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A porter, loaded down with suitcases, followed the couple to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the line, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to his wife, “Why didn’t you bring the piano, too?” “Are you trying to be funny?” she replied. “No” he sighed, forlornly. “I left the tickets on it.”

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