Hat check girl Jokes - page 4

Farm Life

A blonde Texas city girl married a rancher. One morning on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to his new bride, “The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnant one of our cows today. I drove a nail in the two-by-four just above the cows stall in the barn. When he gets here, pease show him where the cow is ok.” The rancher leaves for the fields. The artificial insemination man shows up and…

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Little Old Lady goes Shopping

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the checkout counter, where she told the checkout girl, “Nothing but the best for my little kitten.” The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you…

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A Memorable 18th Birthday

Upon reaching her 18th birthday, a girl paid her divorced father a visit to receive her gift. After giving his only child the gift, the man handed her a check and told her, “Give this check to your mother. Tell her that this is the last check she will receive from me for child support as you are now 18 years old. Then tell me how that old witch will react to the news.” When the girl handed the check…

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