Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
I?ve learned… that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them, and hope they panic and give in. I?ve learned… that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I?ve learned… that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I?ve learned… that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you?d better have a big dick or huge tits. I?ve…
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A homophobic father admitted his 5 year old son into a military school because his son drew a picture of a rainbow. After 10 years the son thanked his father for admitting him there because that is where he met his boyfriend.
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Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!”
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In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather miniskirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus’s first step! Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the…
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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show his girlfriend he had guts!!!!!!!!
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There were 3 friends: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They went on a trip by car. They were driving along when their car broke down. They decided to camp out. The brunette said, “I’ll get the sleeping bags so we don’t have to sleep on the hard, dirty ground.” The redhead said, “I’ll get the cantines so when we get thirsty we’ll have water near.” The blonde said, “Well, I’ll take the door off the car so when…
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A widow, recently married to a widower, was talking with an old friend who laughingly remarked: “I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your new husband sometimes talks about his first wife.” “Oh, not anymore, he doesn’t,” the other replied. “What stopped him?” “I started talking about my next husband.”
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Old Mr. Rosenberg said to his physicist son, “Tell me something. Everyone says Albert Einstein was one of the greatest minds in the world. But what did he do? “Among other things, Papa,” said his son, “he worked out the theory of relativity.” “And what is that?” Rosenberg’s son hesitated, then said, “Well, Papa, without going into detail, it’s a way of working out a theory of the universe by beginning with the assumption that some matters we have always…
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Take a beer and send the truck to all of your friends!!!!!!
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Although the today’s joke was submitted “anonymously”, we at Comedy.com suspect that Bill O’Riely may have submitted it. If so, thanks Bill! Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog’s collar and twisted it, breaking the dog’s neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview…
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