Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A minister, having served the same church for many years, decided to leave and take a similar position in another church. Without telling anyone he had made this decision or even writing a letter to the congregation, he waited until Sunday morning to announce his resignation in church. When he spoke to the congregation, he said, “The same Jesus that called me to this church many years ago has now called upon me to leave and serve another church.” Right…
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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know…
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No, really, I’m O.K. to drive… – I’m wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I’m going with I’m not used to these darts… – I’m not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I’m this bombed. Let’s go out to my car and get some cigarettes…(male to female) – You would look great face down in my lap. Want to check out my new car stereo? (male to female) – I have…
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A man is out drinking with his buddies one night and suddenly realizes he has stayed too late and is in for trouble when he gets home. “No problem,” says his friend, “Do what I do to my wife. Sneak into the bedroom, crawl up under the blanket between her legs and do a little oral sex! She’ll forget all about being mad and fall right asleep.” So the guy gets home to a dark, quiet house. He creeps in…
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We don’t know, because it has never happened. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking? They all already have boyfriends.
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True story: Woman 1: Why are you so happy. Woman 2: That’s easy: TGIF. Woman 1: Yeah I love fridays too. Woman 2: What do you mean? Woman 1: TGIF means Thank God It’s Friday Woman 2: No it means Thank God I’m Female!
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It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone–“to relax,” I told myself–but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time. I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don’t mix, but…
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A guy walks into a bar and notices an old friend of his seated miserably in the corner. He orders a drink and strolls over to ask his pal what is wrong. “I’ve just found out that mobile phones give you cancer.” Rather bewildered, our man asks why such a superstitious theory could upset him so much. “Well,” replies the man once again. “I’ve just bought one with the money I’ve saved from giving up smoking!”
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Parents are embarrassing, Take my dad. Every time a friend comes to stay the night, he does something that makes my face go red. Now don’t get me wrong. He is a terrific dad. I love him but sometimes I think he will never grow up. He loves playing practical jokes. This behavior first started one night when Anna came to sleep over. Unknown to me, dad sneaks into my room and puts Doona, our cat, on the spare bed.…
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Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever… well, you know… does she… well, let you do it doggie style?” asked one of the two. “Well, not exactly,” his friend replied, “She’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.” “Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?” “Well, not exactly. Whenever I make a move, she’s most likely to roll over and play dead.”
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