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so damn dumb2

yo momma so damn dumb she got locked in a bathroom and peed on herself yo momma so damn dumb she ain’t got no eyes talking about ‘I see what you mean’ yo momma so damn dumb she ain’t got no fingers talking bout she pressing charges yo momma so damn dumb she ain’t got no fingers and be trying to point people in the right direction

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3 women

There were 3 women at a bar and they were arguing over which one of them was the loosest. The first woman said, ” My husband can stick two fingers up me.” The second woman said, “Oh, big deal, my husband can stick his whole fist up me.” Then the third woman slid down the bar stool.

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Just Married?

In the days of horses and carts a couple get hitched. On the ride home after the reception, the fellows horse keeps playing up, every 100 yards or so the horse would come to a dead stop for no apparent reason. The groom jumps from the cart, walks to the horses face, holding one finger up…”That’s ONE!” he yells, and quickly remounts up onto the buggy. The bride shrugs this off, but another hundred yards down the track the horse…

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