Misquito and a Blonde
Q: What is the diffence between a misquito and a blonde? A: When you smack a misquito it stops sucking!
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Fence Jokes - page 2
wonderous piggy
one day a guy at an insurance company got a request for insurance for a pig. The guy wanted to know why the pig needed insurance so he went down to the farm to investigate. when he approched the owner and asked him why, the farmer pointed to the pig with only 3 legs. The insurance man(lets call him Joe) asked what happen to the pig. the farmer(lets call him Billy Bob) says,”well one time my little daughter got out…
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Insane Asylum
A man was walking along the side of a wooden fence with an insane asylum on the other side. He could hear the patients yelling “thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” and was wondering what was going on. As he walked along the side of the fence, he noticed a hole and thought he would be able to see what was going on. As he stuck his eye up to the hole a finger poked him in the eye. He could then hear…
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He should be, and is!
A man was relaxing in his back garden, sitting in the shade, sipping a beer and listening to the radio. As he chilled out, his wife struggled with a manual mower, pushing it up and down the large lawn, sweating and red-faced. The man’s next-door neighbor from England saw the woman battling with the mower and shouted across the fence, “You pathetic excuse for a man! You’re just sitting there sipping your beer while your poor wife cuts the grass.…
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Tough Cat, Even Tougher Dog!
One night out on the back yard fence, 3 tom cats happen to meet, and start bragging about which one is the toughest. The first cat says, “Hey boys, I’ve caught up to 100 mice in a single night… I’m the best mouser around!” The second cat says,” That’s nothing, I can eat 10 boxes of catnip and it doesn’t even give me a buzz!!” The third cat just turns around and starts walking back down the fence..The other 2…
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Blonde Q&As
Q. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? A. To see what was on the other side. Q. Why do blondes like lightning? A. They think someone is taking their picture. Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A. “Look! They spelled MACYS wrong.”
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Signs of Our Time
Sign on an electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Sign in a nonsmoking area: “If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.” Sign on a fence: “All salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.”
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old mc donald rhyme
Old mc donald sitting on a fence Beating his dick with a monkey wrench Missed his dick and hit his balls Now he has shit in his overalls Ran inside so good damn fast Got his granny up the ass Granny said god bless your soul But get your dick out of my asshole
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AIR WARGAMES SIM — Urban Legend Australian Style
This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures Series, as related by the head of the Australian DSTO’s Land Operations/Simulation division. They’ve been working on some really nifty virtual reality simulators, the case in point being to incorporate Armed Reconnaissance Helicopters into exercises (from the data fusion point of view). Most of the people they employ on this sort of thing are ex- (or future) computer game programmers. Anyway, as part of the reality parameters, they…
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50th Anniversary Renactment
An elderly couple are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary in the country restaurant where they had their first date. They reminisce about that first night and remember how they’d snuck out of the restaurant to the yard, she’d bent over the back fence and he’d taken her passionately from behind. They decide to reenact that first act of love. Another diner has overheard this conversation and, incredulous, follows them out to the backyard. Sure enough, the old lady removes her…
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