Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she will if required…. so get out of the car. The 4 men didn’t wait around for a second invitation but got out and ran like mad, where upon the lady proceeded to load her shopping…
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A photographer from a well know national magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. The magazine wanted to show some of the heroic work of the fire fighters as they battled the blaze. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to rent a plane and take photos from the air. His…
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Sometimes, during a booze-filled weekend, I get to feeling kinda ashamed about all the beer I drink. Then I look deeply into my glass and I start thinking about the workers in the brewery, and about all their hopes and dreams. “If I didn’t drink this beer,” I think, “those poor people might be out of work, and all their dreams would be shattered.” So I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their…
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A drunk leaves the bar to go home. He has to walk through the cemetery on his way home. He’s walking along and falls into an open grave. “Help, Help! Get me out of here!” he screams. A drunk friend of his is walking home and he too has to pass through the cemetary. As he is walking along, he hears, “Help, Help! Get me out of here!” “Who said that?” says the 2nd drunk, looking around. “Who said that?”…
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A drunk man was casually taking a leak into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer came up to him and yelled, franctially, “WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING? THERE IS A PUBLIC TOILET 20 FEET FROM HERE!” The drunk, amazed, yells back, “WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE HERE, A HOSE?!”
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
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The symphony orchestra was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage, about 20 minutes, during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around that whole time looking stupid, some of them decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession, one of them looked at his watch and said, “Hey! We need to get back!” “No need to panic,” said…
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A guy is walking down the street with his friend. He says to his friend, “I’m just a walking economy.” His friend replies, “What do you mean?” “It’s like this: My hairline is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and the combination of these factors is putting me into a deep depression.
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A Jew and a Scotsman were having dinner together in a restaurant. When the bill arrived, the Scotsman cheerfully said, “I’ll be happy to pay the entire bill.” The next day’s newspaper headline read, “Jewish ventriloquist shot dead in restaurant.”
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How do you know if a blonde is thinking? You can smell something burning.
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