Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful women he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is so nervous, and he soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation with her. He asks, “Where are you flying to today?” She responds, “To the annual nymphomaniac convention in Chicago.” He is CRAZED…
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Jack & Jill were walking off the eighteenth green as Jack was adding up both their scores. Jack says to Jill, “I’d move heaven and earth if I could break 100!” Jill replies, “You better try heaven, you just moved half of the earth!”
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician does in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not the same hat” “Look, he is hiding the…
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Two campers were hiking in a the forest when, all of a sudden, a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives when one of the guys stops and starts to put on his running shoes. He partner says, “What in the world are you doing? You can’t outrun a bear!” His friend replies, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun YOU!”
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A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent say, “You foreigners Come in. Come into my humbleshop.” So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, “I have some special sandals 1 think you’d be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel.”…
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Father Brown was walking on the grounds of the convent when he noticed Sister Jane walking by. He thought, “Sister Jane seems to be heavier now.” So he called out to her, “Sister Jane, aren’t we gaining some weight?” “Oh, no, Father,” said Sister Jane. “Just a little gas. That’s all.” Two months later, Father Brown again noticed that Sister Jane seemed to be much larger than the last time he saw her. So he approached her and remarked, “Sister…
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102 REASONS IT’S GREAT TO BE A GUY. 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. Monday Nite Football. 6. You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 8. You can open all your own jars. 9. Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained…
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Two potheads were driving down the road one day smoking a joint and driving in front of them was Lorena Bobbit. Lorena, having dick in hand, throws it out the window and it lands on the pothead’s windshield. One pothead looks at the other and says, “DUDE! Did you see the dick on that bug?”
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Sir Lancelot was out riding one night and it was storming, rain, wind and hail. His horse slipped and fell and broke his leg. Sir Lancelot had to leave him there. On foot, he came to an Inn. He asked the Innkeeper if he had a horse because his mission for the king was very important. The Innkeeper said, “I’m sorry but the only animal I have is a Great Dane dog.” Sir Lancelot looked at the dog and after…
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One day there were two men playing golf. The first guy was talking to the other guy. He said, “You can’t lose this golf ball, if you hit it in the water it will inflate and come back to you, if you hit it in the sand it rolls out. If you hit it in the woods it will come out.” The second guy said, “Where’d you get it?” The first guy said, “I found it!”
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