Dr dre Jokes - page 37

When my brother said, “Amen” after grace one night, one of his children asked what “Amen” meant. Before he or his wife could answer, their five-year-old responded, “It means, ‘Send.’”

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Just recently I was honored to be selected as an Outstanding Famous Celebrity in my community to be a judge at a chili cookoff because no one else wanted to do it. Also, the original person called in sick at the last minute and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy,…

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The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it. The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off her overall dishevelment, one of her breasts was hanging out of the open front of her uniform! “Miss Jennings! How can you account for parading around the hospital not only looking like a derelict, but with your breast exposed?” the supervisor yelled. “Oh that,” said the nurse, as she stuffed…

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A man was in an Australian pub bragging about his dog and how it will only obey his commands and nobody elses. One man said, “What’s your dog’s name?.” “Jake,” said the owner. The man said, “I bet you one hundred dollars and twelve pitchers of beer that I can make your dog do what I tell it to.” “Ok, you’re on!” said the owner, and they shook hands on the deal. The man picked up the dog and threw…

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