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ELIZABETH TAYLOR

Elizabeth Taylor walks into her plastic surgeons office one day and says to him, ?Over the years I have had my boobs done, my butt done and my face done. Now I would like to have down below done.? So her doctor says, ?sure, that?s no problem.? Elizabeth replies ? but there?s just one thing…I ask of you and that is to keep this a secret from everyone. I am tired of the press and the public knowing about every…

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Forty Below Zero

It’s forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, “You owe me quite a bit on your tab.” “Sorry,” says Pat, “I’m flat broke this week.” “That’s okay, says the bartender. “I’ll just write your name and the amount you owe me right here on the wall.” “But,” says Pat, “I don’t want any of my friends to see that.” “They won’t,” says the bartender. “I’ll just…

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