Yes, Doctor!
Student: Why does that person keep riding his bike in circles??? Doctor:He’s cycle logically impaired
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Doctor doctor Jokes - page 3
Ask Your Doctor About…
Now that Viagra has become one of the top prescriptions, you should ask your doctor about: Mixing Viagra with Prozac – that way, if you don’t get laid, you don’t get upset Mixing Viagra with herbal Ginko Biloba – that way, if you get laid, you won’t forget Nasal Spray Viagra – this method is only for Dickheads Don’t mix Viagra with Rogaine – you’ll turn into Don King
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Little Johnny’s Visit to the Doctor’s Office
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son Little Johnny, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, “I hope, doctor, you don’t mind Johnny being in there.” “No,” said the doctor calmly, “He’ll be quiet when he gets to the poisons.”
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Doctor’s Refusal
I’m so depressed….I went to the doctor today, and he refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. Said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
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Country doctor
A troupe of traveling actors had taken the long bus ride from Pittsburgh to Detroit where they were scheduled to perform Hamlet that night. Derek Drake, the handsome leading man, must have been sitting in a draft because when they arrived in Detroit just six hours before the Sunday night performance, he had a scratchy throat and laryngitis. Tracy Towers, the troupe’s leading lady, frantically began phoning doctors listed in the yellow pages, but all she got were answering machines.…
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Doctor’s Office
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor said, “I can clearly see your nuts”.
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Irish Bloke and the Doctor
An Irish bloke goes to the doctor: “Dactor, it’s me ahrse. I’d loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot”. So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look. “Incredible”. he says, “there is a $20 note lodged up here”. Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man’s bottom, and then a $10 note appears. “This is amazing” exclaims the Doctor “What do you want me to do?” “Well fur gadness sake teyhk it…
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Doctor Brings Them
Little Johnny asks his mother where children come from, and she says, “The doctor brings them.” Satisfied, Johnny goes out to play with his friend, Willy. As they are playing, two beautiful little girls walk by. Willy asks, “Who are they?” Johnny says, “They’re the doctor’s kids. He must keep the best ones for himself.”
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Witch Doctor
A film crew is on location in Kenya, when a tribal shaman approaches the director and says, “Tomorrow rain.” The director pays no attention, but the following day it pours and shooting has to be delayed. That night, the director sends his assistant to bring the shaman back. “What will be the weather tomorrow?” asks the director. “Bigger rain tomorrow, much wind,” and sure enough a terrible storm once again delays the filming. But then the witch doctor disappears for…
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Down Below Doctor
What do you call a doctor who is a gynocologist, and a proctologist? I don’t know, but I ain’t shakin’ his hand!
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