The Blonde and the Thermos
A blonde walks into a store and sees a cylindrical item of the shelf. The blonde asks the clerk, “What is this item?” The clerk replies, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.” The blonde replies, “How cute, I’ll take one!” The blonde goes to work the next morning with her new thermos. A colleague walks by and says “What is that on your desk?” The blonde replies proudly, “It’s my thermos. It keeps hot…


