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Cat Burglars

Two thieves decided to break into a rich man’s house one night. To avoid being seen by anyone, they decided to enter through the chimney. Unaware that the rich man was at home, the first thief began to climb down the chimney, quite noisily. “Who’s there?” asked the rich man. “Meow, meow,” said the first thief, imitating a cat. Convinced that it was only a cat, the rich man went back to watching television. After awhile, the second thief began…

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Santa Claus: An engineer’s perspective

Santa Claus: An engineer’s perspective I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each. II.…

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