Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant, he was fortunate that a doctor was seated at a nearby table. Springing up, the doctor skillfully removed the bone and saved his life. As soon as the fellow had calmed himself and could talk again, he thanks the surgeon enthusiastically and offered to pay him for his services. “Just name the fee,” he croaked, gratefully. “Okay,” replied the doctor. “How about half of what you’d have offered…
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Little known state mottos: Alabama: “Segregation now, Segregation Forever!” Alaska: “Land of 11,623 drunken Eskimos” Arizona: “It’s not the heat….” Arkansas: “Litterasy Ain’t Everything” California: “Land of the ‘Quakers’.” Colorado: “If you don’t ski, don’t come.” Connecticut: “Home of the ‘term life’ policy.” Delaware: “Home of prison floggings and an age 7 ‘consent law’.” Florida: “Ask Us About Our Grandkids.” Georgia: “Going to church? Bring your own snake.” Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (“If you’ve got the money,…
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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for French fries. What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes? The back of her head. What is it when a blonde blows into another blonde’s ear? Data transfer Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs? She…
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A blonde was on a plane that was going to France and she was in first class but had a ticket for coach, so a stewerdess tells her to move to coach but she doesnt. Then another stewerdess told her to move to coach. Again she said no. Then the pilot whispered in her ear and the blonde moved. The stewerdess asked how he had gotten her to move, and he said he told her that the front of the…
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A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York, and Chicago is 100 from Philadelphia, and Los Angeles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I? One student in the back of the class raised his hand, and when called upon, said, “Professor, you’re 44.” The Professor said, “You’re absolutely correct. But tell me, how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?” The student said, “You see, Professor, I have a…
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day while the teacher had asked the kids whenever she gives a letter from A-Z use a word that starts with that letter then use it in a sentence. The teacher goes ahead with her lesson and Starts out with “A” well Johnny was the first one to raise his hand, but the teacher thinks to herself she had better not, because she knows how Johnny is. So instead she picks Sandra. Sandra…
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Miss Adams was giving her 2nd graders an introduction to History. “You all know this is our year 1999, but in the Jewish calendar it’s 5759 and in the Chinese calendar it’s 4759. What does that suggest to you, boys and girls?” Johnny raised his hand. “Yes, Johnny?” said Miss Adams. “For a thousand years the Jewish people couldn’t go out to a Chinese restaurant.”
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Two men were sitting on a bench on the side of the road when two old ladies walked by. The ladies noticed that the two mens’ zippers were un-done and decided that they better inform them. The said, “Exuse me, but did you know that your zippers are un-done?” “Yes we did. Yesterday we sat here with our collars open and we got a stiff neck so we were going to see what would happen if we sat here with…
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I saw a news report that said 90% of all accidents occur within 10 miles of home…So, I’ve decided to move. I couldn’t decide whether to by a humidifier or a de-humidifier. So, I bought one of each and put them in the same room. I’m gonna just let them fight it out. They built a freeway around my house. Now I have to drive 55 mph down my driveway. I got a dog last week, and I named him…
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What is an Australian Kiss? It’s the same as a French kiss, but DOWN UNDER
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