Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Three guys, a father, son, and grandfather go out to play a round of golf. As they are on the way out to the first tee they are joking, bullshitting, and cussing, very much the men’s day out. Just before the son is ready to tee off, this fine looking woman walks up carrying her clubs. She says that her partner didn’t show and asks if she can join them. The guys say sure, since she is a really beautiful…
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A man entered the zoo one day. He was walking past the ape cage when a strong wind blew up, stirring a great deal of dust. Some got in the man’s eye, so he reached up and began tugging on his eyelid to remove it. An ape saw this and charged the cage, ripped apart the bars, and proceeded to pummel the man. When the zookeeper finally hauled the ape off, the man asked what that was all about. “Well,”…
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Your gene pool needs a little chlorine. You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you! You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT! Save Your Breath . . . You’ll need it to blow up your date! All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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A list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong: 1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. 3. Gun wounds again? 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries. 6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken! 7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants. 8. Who gave you the nerve to…
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Trial date: 3 pigs are brought before a judge, and are sworn in. The judge asks the first pig… “Why are you in trouble?” The first pig replies, “I was just blowing bubbles in the mud.” He asks the second pig.. “Why are you in trouble?” The second pig replies, “I was just blowing bubbles in the mud.” Finally, he asks the third pig… “Why are you in trouble?” And the third pig replies…. “Well, I’m Bubbles!”
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TO: ALL EMPLOYEES FROM: Human Resources It has been brought to Management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of preferred new phrases…
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You go up to a women and say, “You wanna play army?” If they say yes respond, “Then get down on the ground and blow my head off!”
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The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and…
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Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to “I love you.” Hallmark would make “Sorry, what was your name again?” cards. When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she’d appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a timeout. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a “Nice hustle, you’ll get ’em next time” would pretty much do it. The…
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THE PERFECT WOMAN 1. I wanna swallow it all…I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink? 3. I’m bored. Wanna shave my pussy? 4. Shouldn’t you be down at the bar with your buddies? 5. That was a great fart. Do another. 6. I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 7. You’re soooo sexy when you’re hungover. 8. I’d rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. 9. Let’s subscribe…
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